Ready-made sayings. Zero effort.
Say it with a tee.
T-shirts, hoodies and mugs with funny sayings already printed: for the grandma who runs the show, the dad with the jokes, the nurse at the end of a shift, and whoever faces Monday on coffee alone. Pick one, it ships, you laugh.



Who's the gift for?
Every saying has its person. Find yours.
👵Grandma, mom & dadGifts for whoever runs the house (and knows it).🩺JobsNurses, teachers, and survivors of the meeting that could've been an email.🐾Dogs & catsFor those with a four-legged boss.🍝Food & coffeeCoffee first, questions later.⚽Sports & gymCouch coaching and 5am gym for the pancakes.😏SarcasmOverthinker. Underslept. Still here.🎉Holidays & seasonsChristmas, Halloween, 4th of July: any excuse works.🎣HobbiesFishing, books, plants, gaming: your obsession, printed.
Just dropped
New sayings every day. The freshest are right here.
✨ NewPlant Parent Some Casualties Expected Sticker
$4.49🎣 Hobbies
✨ NewPlant Parent Some Casualties Expected T-Shirt
$29.99🎣 Hobbies
✨ NewDo Not Disturb Final Chapter T-Shirt
$29.99🎣 Hobbies
✨ NewChristmas Mode Cookies Loading T-Shirt
$29.99🎉 Holidays & seasons
✨ NewMeh And Proud Of It Sticker
$4.49😏 Sarcasm
✨ NewOverthinker Underslept Still Here Mug
$17.99😏 Sarcasm
✨ NewGym at 5AM I Do It for the Pancakes Hoodie
$54.99⚽ Sports & gym
✨ NewCouch Coach Opinions Included T-Shirt
$29.99⚽ Sports & gym
What we print
Crowd favorites
The ones that end up under the tree, in the birthday box and at the office.
✨ NewMom Life Cold Coffee Warm Chaos Mug
$17.99👵 Grandma, mom & dad

Retired Every Day Is Saturday T-Shirt
$29.99🩺 Jobs

This Meeting Could Have Been an Email Mug
$17.99🩺 Jobs

Do Not Disturb Final Chapter Tote bag
$21.99🎣 Hobbies

Carbonara No Cream No Mercy Tote bag
$21.99🍝 Food & coffee
✨ NewPlant Parent Some Casualties Expected Sticker
$4.49🎣 Hobbies
✨ NewPlant Parent Some Casualties Expected T-Shirt
$29.99🎣 Hobbies
✨ NewDo Not Disturb Final Chapter T-Shirt
$29.99🎣 Hobbies
How it works
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Pick the saying
Ready-made, already funny, in your language (or your in-laws').
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We print it for you
On demand, in the USA, on Bella+Canvas cotton with prints that last.
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It shows up
In 5-10 business days, tracked. If it arrives damaged, we reprint it free.
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Printed in the USA
For US orders, no customs
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Free shipping over $50
Tracking always included
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Free reprint
If it arrives damaged, within 30 days
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